Difference between revisions of "Team:Warwick/Team"

Ameera Ghani

Education and communication, outreach

A 2nd-year Biomedical Science student who has a real passion for bringing in more collaboration and outreach opportunities as part of the iGEM Warwick Team Project.

Axel Schoerner Emillon

Modelling design

A 2nd-year Economics student from Sweden interested in a bit too many things for my own good. Although most of my degree is just mathematics, as a technically non-STEM I’m hoping to bring a bit of a different perspective to the project. Group exercise: try to pronounce my name.

Edmund Goodman

Wiki and modelling programming

A 2nd-year Computer Science student who still doesn’t really know how they ended up in a synthetic biology competition. I enjoy playing the trumpet, rock climbing, working on various side projects (some of which I finish!), and can usually be found telling people to use git as version control.

Jerry Yu

Wiki design and video editing

A 3rd-year Biochemistry student who loves browsing through Pinterest for inspiration and watching way too many YouTube videos for “educational” purposes. Though they do pay off sometimes, which hopefully shows through the design of this wiki and through the promotional and presentation video.

Lucy Hayter

Wet lab, education and communication

A 2nd-year Biomedical Science student who dreads the question ‘where are you from’, as I’m Swiss British but speak with an American accent. If I’m not playing lacrosse, I’m stress baking because of the experiments not working.

Reanna Gregory

Wet lab and human practices

A 2nd-year Biomedical Science student who can normally be found making a load of noise with a bunch of instruments somewhere to procrastinate doing iGEM work. I also enjoy climbing and playing football to distract myself from crying over failed lab experiments!

Roman Shantsila

Implementation

3rd-year chemistry student who got excited when he heard that we wanted to make a sample test kit. As my main interest is making things using anything from cardboard to steel to silver.

Tudor Onose

Wet lab

3rd-year Biochemistry student with one too many commitments/passions that he’s juggling like a clown on stimulants. I’m a returning member of the 2020 team and want to pursue SynBio as a career. Biology nerd in the streets, language tutor and death metal frontman in the sheets.

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              var messages = [
                  "Generating witty dialog...",
-                "We need a new fuse...",
                  "...and enjoy the elevator music...",
                  "Go ahead -- hold your breath!",
                  "...at least you're not on hold...",
-                "Why don't you order a sandwich?",
                  "It's still faster than you could draw it",
                  "My other loading screen is much faster.",
-                "Reconfoobling energymotron...",
                  "Are we there yet?",
                  "Just count to 10",
                  "Don't panic...",
-                "Do not run! We are your friends!",
                  "Warning: Don't set yourself on fire.",
                  "Creating time-loop inversion field",
@@ Line 104: / Line 100: @@
                  "I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that.",
                  "I feel like im supposed to be loading something...",
-                "Adjusting flux capacitor...",
                  "I swear it's almost done.",
                  "Let's take a mindfulness minute...",
@@ Line 115: / Line 110: @@
                  "Your left thumb points to the right and your right thumb points to the left.",
                  "How did you get here?",
-                "Wait, do you smell something burning?",
                  "Computing the secret to life, the universe, and everything.",
                  "Hello IT, have you tried turning it off and on again?",
-                "What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?",
                  "Hello, IT... Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot?",
                  "Didn't know paint dried so quickly.",
                  "Twiddling thumbs...",
-                "Sending data to NS-i mean, our servers.",
                  "Looking for sense of humour, please hold on.",
                  "A different error message? Finally, some progress!",
                  "Distracted by cat gifs",
-                "@todo Insert witty loading message",
-                "Let's hope it's worth the wait",
                  "Whatever you do, don't look behind you...",
                  "Please wait... Consulting the manual...",
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                  "Help, I'm trapped in a loader!",
                  "Never let a computer know you're in a hurry.",
-                "How about this weather, eh?",
                  "Reading Terms and Conditions for you.",
                  "Discovering new ways of making you wait...",
                  "Your time is very important to us. Please wait while we ignore you...",
-                "Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana",
-                "Two men walked into a bar; the third ducked...",
                  "TODO: Insert elevator music",
                  "We're working very Hard .... Really",
-                 "You are number 2843684714 in the queue"
+                 "Two blood cells met and fell in love. Sadly, it was all in vein.",
+                "Ants never get sick. They have little anty bodies",
+                "I wish I was adenine, then I could get paired with U.",
+                "What did Gregor Mendel say when he founded genetics? Woopea!",
+                "Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He’s 0K now.",
+                "I had to make these bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.",
+                "If I go to jail, my nickname would be mitochondria so I’m the powerhouse of the cell",
+                "When plants are sad, they photosympathise with each other.",
+                "Cows have hooves instead of feet, because they lactose",
+                "It’s going tibia okay.",
+                "Why did the germ cross the microscope? To get to the other slide.",
+                "What do you call an acid with an attitude? An a-mean-oh-acid",
+                "A dog and a marine biologist are quite similar. One wags a tail and the other tags a whale."
              ];