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             var messages = [
 
             var messages = [
 
                 "Generating witty dialog...",
 
                 "Generating witty dialog...",
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                "We need a new fuse...",
 
 
                 "...and enjoy the elevator music...",
 
                 "...and enjoy the elevator music...",
 
                 "Go ahead -- hold your breath!",
 
                 "Go ahead -- hold your breath!",
 
                 "...at least you're not on hold...",
 
                 "...at least you're not on hold...",
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                "Why don't you order a sandwich?",
 
 
                 "It's still faster than you could draw it",
 
                 "It's still faster than you could draw it",
 
                 "My other loading screen is much faster.",
 
                 "My other loading screen is much faster.",
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                "Reconfoobling energymotron...",
 
 
                 "Are we there yet?",
 
                 "Are we there yet?",
 
                 "Just count to 10",
 
                 "Just count to 10",
 
                 "Don't panic...",
 
                 "Don't panic...",
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                "Do not run! We are your friends!",
 
 
                 "Warning: Don't set yourself on fire.",
 
                 "Warning: Don't set yourself on fire.",
 
                 "Creating time-loop inversion field",
 
                 "Creating time-loop inversion field",
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                 "I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that.",
 
                 "I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that.",
 
                 "I feel like im supposed to be loading something...",
 
                 "I feel like im supposed to be loading something...",
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                "Adjusting flux capacitor...",
 
 
                 "I swear it's almost done.",
 
                 "I swear it's almost done.",
 
                 "Let's take a mindfulness minute...",
 
                 "Let's take a mindfulness minute...",
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                 "Your left thumb points to the right and your right thumb points to the left.",
 
                 "Your left thumb points to the right and your right thumb points to the left.",
 
                 "How did you get here?",
 
                 "How did you get here?",
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                "Wait, do you smell something burning?",
 
 
                 "Computing the secret to life, the universe, and everything.",
 
                 "Computing the secret to life, the universe, and everything.",
 
                 "Hello IT, have you tried turning it off and on again?",
 
                 "Hello IT, have you tried turning it off and on again?",
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                "What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?",
 
 
                 "Hello, IT... Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot?",
 
                 "Hello, IT... Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot?",
 
                 "Didn't know paint dried so quickly.",
 
                 "Didn't know paint dried so quickly.",
 
                 "Twiddling thumbs...",
 
                 "Twiddling thumbs...",
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                "Sending data to NS-i mean, our servers.",
 
 
                 "Looking for sense of humour, please hold on.",
 
                 "Looking for sense of humour, please hold on.",
 
                 "A different error message? Finally, some progress!",
 
                 "A different error message? Finally, some progress!",
 
                 "Distracted by cat gifs",
 
                 "Distracted by cat gifs",
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                "@todo Insert witty loading message",
 
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                "Let's hope it's worth the wait",
 
 
                 "Whatever you do, don't look behind you...",
 
                 "Whatever you do, don't look behind you...",
 
                 "Please wait... Consulting the manual...",
 
                 "Please wait... Consulting the manual...",
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                 "Help, I'm trapped in a loader!",
 
                 "Help, I'm trapped in a loader!",
 
                 "Never let a computer know you're in a hurry.",
 
                 "Never let a computer know you're in a hurry.",
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                "How about this weather, eh?",
 
 
                 "Reading Terms and Conditions for you.",
 
                 "Reading Terms and Conditions for you.",
 
                 "Discovering new ways of making you wait...",
 
                 "Discovering new ways of making you wait...",
 
                 "Your time is very important to us. Please wait while we ignore you...",
 
                 "Your time is very important to us. Please wait while we ignore you...",
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                "Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana",
 
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                "Two men walked into a bar; the third ducked...",
 
 
                 "TODO: Insert elevator music",
 
                 "TODO: Insert elevator music",
 
                 "We're working very Hard .... Really",
 
                 "We're working very Hard .... Really",
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                 "You are number 2843684714 in the queue"
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                 "Two blood cells met and fell in love. Sadly, it was all in vein.",
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                "Ants never get sick. They have little anty bodies",
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                "I wish I was adenine, then I could get paired with U.",
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                "What did Gregor Mendel say when he founded genetics? Woopea!",
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                "Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He’s 0K now.",
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                "I had to make these bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.",
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                "If I go to jail, my nickname would be mitochondria so I’m the powerhouse of the cell",
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                "When plants are sad, they photosympathise with each other.",
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                "Cows have hooves instead of feet, because they lactose",
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                "It’s going tibia okay.",
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                "Why did the germ cross the microscope? To get to the other slide.",
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                "What do you call an acid with an attitude? An a-mean-oh-acid",
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                "A dog and a marine biologist are quite similar. One wags a tail and the other tags a whale."
 
             ];
 
             ];
 
              
 
              
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our project idea as well as use it as a platform to network with a range of iGEM
 
our project idea as well as use it as a platform to network with a range of iGEM
 
teams globally. We had from June – August virtual meetups to discuss our project
 
teams globally. We had from June – August virtual meetups to discuss our project
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development and ideas with teams such as iGEM KCL , iGEM Mingdao , iGEM
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development and ideas with teams such as iGEM KCL, iGEM Mingdao, iGEM
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Stonybrook to name a few. We gained useful insights into how to improve our wiki
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Stonybrook to name a few.</p>
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    <img alt="A social media story for outreach on Instagram" class="centered-image" decoding="async" src="https://static.igem.org/mediawiki/2021/8/84/T--Warwick--content--communication--socialMediaStory.png"/>
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<p>We gained useful insights into how to improve our wiki
 
as well which direction to go in when working on human practices and the type of
 
as well which direction to go in when working on human practices and the type of
 
individuals we should contact which we acted on. Furthermore, through our social
 
individuals we should contact which we acted on. Furthermore, through our social
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     <img alt="A picture of the Warwick 2021 iGEM Instagram feed" class="centered-image" decoding="async" src="https://static.igem.org/mediawiki/2021/3/3f/T--Warwick--content--communication--socialMediaFeed.jpg"/>
 
      
 
      
 
      
 
      
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         <p class="hugo-figure-caption">A picture of the Warwick 2021 iGEM Instagram feed</p>
 
      
 
      
 
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