Difference between revisions of "Team:Warwick/Communication"
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| + | <div class="starts-wrapper"> | ||
| + | <div class="stars-small"></div> | ||
| + | <div class="stars-big"></div> | ||
| + | </div> | ||
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| + | <div class="moon-wrapper"> | ||
| + | <div class="moon"> | ||
| + | <div class="disc"></div> | ||
| + | </div> | ||
| + | </div> | ||
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| + | <p id="loadingMessage" style="display: none;"></p> | ||
| + | <script> | ||
| + | var messages = [ | ||
| + | "Generating witty dialog...", | ||
| + | "We need a new fuse...", | ||
| + | "...and enjoy the elevator music...", | ||
| + | "Go ahead -- hold your breath!", | ||
| + | "...at least you're not on hold...", | ||
| + | "Why don't you order a sandwich?", | ||
| + | "It's still faster than you could draw it", | ||
| + | "My other loading screen is much faster.", | ||
| + | "Reconfoobling energymotron...", | ||
| + | "Are we there yet?", | ||
| + | "Just count to 10", | ||
| + | "Don't panic...", | ||
| + | "Do not run! We are your friends!", | ||
| + | "Warning: Don't set yourself on fire.", | ||
| + | "Creating time-loop inversion field", | ||
| + | "Spinning the wheel of fortune...", | ||
| + | "I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that.", | ||
| + | "I feel like im supposed to be loading something...", | ||
| + | "Adjusting flux capacitor...", | ||
| + | "I swear it's almost done.", | ||
| + | "Let's take a mindfulness minute...", | ||
| + | "Cleaning off the cobwebs...", | ||
| + | "Making sure all the i's have dots...", | ||
| + | "Granting wishes...", | ||
| + | "Time flies when you’re having fun.", | ||
| + | "Get some coffee and come back in ten minutes...", | ||
| + | "You shall not pass! yet...",, | ||
| + | "Your left thumb points to the right and your right thumb points to the left.", | ||
| + | "How did you get here?", | ||
| + | "Wait, do you smell something burning?", | ||
| + | "Computing the secret to life, the universe, and everything.", | ||
| + | "Hello IT, have you tried turning it off and on again?", | ||
| + | "What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?", | ||
| + | "Hello, IT... Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot?", | ||
| + | "Didn't know paint dried so quickly.", | ||
| + | "Twiddling thumbs...", | ||
| + | "Sending data to NS-i mean, our servers.", | ||
| + | "Looking for sense of humour, please hold on.", | ||
| + | "A different error message? Finally, some progress!", | ||
| + | "Distracted by cat gifs", | ||
| + | "@todo Insert witty loading message", | ||
| + | "Let's hope it's worth the wait", | ||
| + | "Whatever you do, don't look behind you...", | ||
| + | "Please wait... Consulting the manual...", | ||
| + | "Loading funny message...", | ||
| + | "Feel free to spin in your chair", | ||
| + | "Help, I'm trapped in a loader!", | ||
| + | "Downloading more RAM...", | ||
| + | "Never let a computer know you're in a hurry.", | ||
| + | "How about this weather, eh?", | ||
| + | "Reading Terms and Conditions for you.", | ||
| + | "Discovering new ways of making you wait...", | ||
| + | "Your time is very important to us. Please wait while we ignore you...", | ||
| + | "Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana", | ||
| + | "Two men walked into a bar; the third ducked...", | ||
| + | "TODO: Insert elevator music", | ||
| + | "We're working very Hard .... Really", | ||
| + | "You are number 2843684714 in the queue" | ||
| + | ]; | ||
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| + | var message = messages[Math.floor(Math.random() * messages.length)]; | ||
| + | document.getElementById("loadingMessage").innerHTML = message; | ||
| + | document.getElementById("loadingMessage").style = "display: block;" | ||
| + | </script> | ||
| + | </div> | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
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